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October 22, 2015
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October 22, 2015
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I am staring at my second gluten free beer of the night. My intention was to go home and make a salad of bitter greens and eat some oily fish because a) I bought those greens last week and they are rotting as I type and b) oily fish in a can is both cheap and relatively healthy, if not exactly saliva inducing. That’s what a responsible broke person with auto­immune issues and a crummy thyroid would do. They would go home after work and patiently make that meal that aims to be both frugal and nourishing and as such succeeds also in being BORING AND JOYLESS AS FUCK. So I went to a nearby pub and got a great gluten free burger and two beers instead. I rested my legs. I revelled in doing nothing.

I’ve been extremely tardy in putting up my blog posts, but not because of my innate laziness. I work long hours, sometimes with commuting it amounts to 10 am ­ 10 pm, and that leaves time to shove anything ready­made in my mouth, browse the internet in bed, and fall asleep to dream of smashing all clocks like that kid in Hook. The alarm goes off nonetheless and I drag my puffy corpse out of bed to make an enormous coffee and maybe eat a boiled egg or if I’m feeling hopeless, a peanut butter cup.

This is not good for me, not by any standards. I know this. I know this intimately because with a body that is running at a disadvantage already, my food selection leaves me scraping by on energy fumes. I also know this because in bouts of chutzpah and motivation, I read books and blogs prescribing lifestyle and dietary changes, always with the same mermaid­haired, white­toothed, white­kitchened woman beaming at me with her “quick and easy” coconut rice, evil­free paleo curry and her 5­ minute breakfast smoothie and her immaculately lit and arranged grain ­free, sugar­free raspberry bars. Where do these bitches find the time and money to wrap things in twine?! These images fill me with deep guilt and self­disgust as I stare at them wearing a t­shirt off the floor, my greasy fringe grazing my unplucked eyebrows framing my baggy eyes staring at this unbelievable woman while I brush some chip crumbs off my chest and emit a hungover burp. Where do these people live? What do they do? I’ve come to the conclusion that they are all in some way, in finances or lifestyle, moms in LA. No one else could possibly proclaim the “simplicity” of that kind of life and believe what they are saying. It’s worse when they make some concession to the harrowed, hurried, stressed lives most people live with the encouragement that eating this way or sleeping that much or using lavender twigs as barettes is worth the effort. It is out of touch, it’s classist, and it’s patronizing.

The people I know work lousy jobs for the most part, for measley pay. They look for joy where and when they can. In going out with friends after a long day instead of getting that much ­needed 8 ­hour sleep. In having some sweet, sweet alcohol to take the edge off having 50 customers treat you like a whim­robot all day instead of making themselves a puritanical banana, camu­camu, date smoothie or paying $12 to have someone else do it. They eat potato chips because potato chips are fucking delicious and so few things in life that cost less than a twoonie/pound bring that much instant satisfaction, especially at 3 a.m. They hit snooze instead of waking up at dawn, in line with their circadian rhythms, to meditate on the crushing pace and fruitlessness of modern, capitalist life. The people I know need to pay rent.

But they aren’t dumb dumbs. They are also educated and aware and they know about their gut bacteria and environmental pollutants and all the ways modern life can slowly degenerate you. They try, when and where they can, to make good choices for their bods, because it does make you feel better to drink some water occasionally instead of a third gut­rotting coffee. Sometimes they buy probiotics on their credit card. My issue with the glut of current health blogs is the illusion of bright simplicity and vitality. Where’s the grit? Where are the single moms with canned food? (Jack Monroe excluded obviously, who is a wonder). 99% of my meals do not look like they do on instagram and you know what, nor should they. If the focus is health then let the focus be health, the messy, down­to­earth, salty, hearty pursuit of health. It should be about how to feel more functional without also feeling like a wet hemp napkin on a night out with friends, or like a failure because you can’t afford organic kale and now you’re going to get ab cancer. Oh wait you don’t have abs so it’s fine. Selling people images of pistachios placed just so, of god damn wooden boards and charming china, of women in “natural makeup” eating a bowl of food that costs as much as my free time and money budget for the day to make; is not helping anyone save the people who can already live like that. I want to see recipe pictures with chipped, ugly plates and the guts of the operation. We need blogs for working people, for stressed, depressed, clean­laundryless, scrambling for bus fare types. Direct and unmanicured and realistic about what’s possible. I’m hoping to make this one of those spots.

It won’t always be magnificent and hardly ever Pinterest­worthy, but I do hope it will give you some ideas for what to eat instead of the leftover half of Ritter Sport on your table, with as little fuss and money, and as much satisfaction as I know that chocolate can give.

health dani

 

Sincerely Glandy x

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  • Mouna
    3 years ago
    Reply

    I totally see where you are coming from, but at the same time I feel like you are throwing yourself a pity party. Being healthy is hard, regardless what budget you’re on. Any person would rather have two beers and a burger instead of kale and fish, but it’s all about priorities and balance. You won’t be happy denying yourself all those things that will make you happy, but you will appreciate them more if you make smart choices most of the time. Healthy eating is not expensive or time consuming. Your meals and ingredients do not need to come from Whole Foods to be wholesome. Chop and freeze your veggies and brown rice. Pre boil your eggs for the week while you are hopping in the shower on Sunday morning. You will have to plan ahead and sacrifice some of you lying in bed browsing your internet time. But really, you can prep most of your food for an entire week in two hours. You’ll have very little leftovers and it’s absolutely affordable. Spinach is cheap and just as nourishing as baby kale. Stop caring about what other people post on social media and what it looks like, everyone with half a brain knows that these things are designed to look nice, so you keep wanting to look at them. Eat to nourish your body not to satisfy your cravings and in time your palette will change. Instead of a bag of crisps you will crave a handful of nuts. And then, when you DO crave that burger you feel good about eating it, because you deserve it.

    • Jonna
      3 years ago
      Reply

      Mouna, this comment is a bit ungenerous. The author is leveling legitimate criticism at the overly self-congratulatory hypocrisy of food blogs that claim a moral high ground in selling readers on a level of care and preciousness only possible for affluent stay-at-home moms. The author doesn’t need your unsolicited life advice any more than she needs it from the food bloggers, and I’m looking forward to seeing the real-life solutions she’ll offer up in the upcoming column.
      Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a dozen more home-dehydrated goji berry granola bars to tie twine onto.

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